We have 107 days until Arkansas State, unless we get donky punched with a Thursday opener, then count 105 days.

Deduct a day for 4th of July (salute) and whatever Jewish, Buddhist, and Mormon celebrations are betwixt. Subtract, at least on my calendar, one Summer BBQ party black out, and I'd say we're pretty much 100 days from kickoff.

Like my neighbor's cat ("Gizmo") who seems to enjoy dragging dead animals to his doorstep, is there enough collective humor within the membership of DA to go forth unto the interwebs and return with 100 humorous dead mice?