Duck07 Thread

uodux1212 · Post by **uodux1212** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:05 pm

ITS ONE MINUTED BEFORE 12!

MFRDuckFan · Post by **MFRDuckFan** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:33 pm

Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!

NCDucks09 · Post by **NCDucks09** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:22 pm

MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!

Bigducker · Post by **Bigducker** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:24 pm

MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!

Now were talking. Trying to figure out women. Or as Sigmund Freud said Vat do dey vaunt !

wheaton4prez · Post by **wheaton4prez** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:08 pm

This has taken a bad turn. Close it!

goducks75 · Post by **goducks75** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:36 pm

Quackles wrote:I'd like to take this opportunity to share about how Scientology changed my life...

Is that Tom Cruise over there packing fudge?

Elduderino · Post by **Elduderino** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:04 pm

Bigducker wrote:
MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!
Now were talking. Trying to figure out women. Or as Sigmund Freud said Vat do dey vaunt !

????

Post by **greenyellow** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:17 am

goducks75 wrote:
Quackles wrote:I'd like to take this opportunity to share about how Scientology changed my life...
Is that Tom Cruise over there packing fudge?

Nope, it's him ordering people to pimp out his new motorcycle.

canaduck · Post by **canaduck** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:09 am

MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!

What the heck is it about girls liking flowers? They're just plants!

MFRDuckFan · Post by **MFRDuckFan** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:59 am

canaduck wrote:
MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!
What the heck is it about girls liking flowers? They're just plants!

They're pretty! And it makes us feel good that you went out of your way to get them just for US. I don't necessarily like the delivered kind because you can get a bigger bunch at Costco and save the delivery charge but I know tons of women love it when their man has flowers delivered at their work. It's our way of saying "suck it" to the other girls.

I often keep wondering if it's also a deep seeded matter of control for us ladies. Man get flowers - I am in control. Not sure if I've worked out the psychology on that one yet!!

spinseeker · Post by **spinseeker** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:02 pm

MFRDuckFan wrote:
canaduck wrote:
MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!
What the heck is it about girls liking flowers? They're just plants!
They're pretty! And it makes us feel good that you went out of your way to get them just for US. I don't necessarily like the delivered kind because you can get a bigger bunch at Costco and save the delivery charge but I know tons of women love it when their man has flowers delivered at their work. It's our way of saying "suck it" to the other girls.

I often keep wondering if it's also a deep seeded matter of control for us ladies. Man get flowers - I am in control. Not sure if I've worked out the psychology on that one yet!!

Buying flowers is like flushing your money down the toilet...slowly. You know they are going to die soon. They don't contribute to anything (i.e. generating oxygen). Probably better off buying a plant that flowers that can live in a pot. Then at least it's converting CO2 to O2, keeping air fresh.

My poor wife never gets any flowers.

Duck07 · Post by **Duck07** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:47 pm

We don't get flowers, we grow plants. Ever since I've been a little kid my parents have had a green room full of jungle plants and at one point we also had upwards of 500 finches in one of the green rooms. Then again, my family has always been a little, eccentric shall we say!

wheaton4prez · Post by **wheaton4prez** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:49 am

Hah! That's not eccentric at all in this state. Haven't you seen Portlandia?

Post by **UOducksTK1** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:58 am

spinseeker wrote:
MFRDuckFan wrote:
canaduck wrote:
MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!
What the heck is it about girls liking flowers? They're just plants!
They're pretty! And it makes us feel good that you went out of your way to get them just for US. I don't necessarily like the delivered kind because you can get a bigger bunch at Costco and save the delivery charge but I know tons of women love it when their man has flowers delivered at their work. It's our way of saying "suck it" to the other girls.

I often keep wondering if it's also a deep seeded matter of control for us ladies. Man get flowers - I am in control. Not sure if I've worked out the psychology on that one yet!!
Buying flowers is like flushing your money down the toilet...slowly. You know they are going to die soon. They don't contribute to anything (i.e. generating oxygen). Probably better off buying a plant that flowers that can live in a pot. Then at least it's converting CO2 to O2, keeping air fresh.

My poor wife never gets any flowers.

Not even on Valentine's day?

spinseeker · Post by **spinseeker** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:03 am

UOducksTK1 wrote:
spinseeker wrote:
MFRDuckFan wrote:
canaduck wrote:
MFRDuckFan wrote:Maybe you guys want to talk about girl stuff!!! Let's see............our cycles, why we need to chat about our feelings when you're obviously in the middle of something OR why we find it necessary to remind you three years down the road of some horrible, insignificant thing we've been holding over your head all this time!!
What the heck is it about girls liking flowers? They're just plants!
They're pretty! And it makes us feel good that you went out of your way to get them just for US. I don't necessarily like the delivered kind because you can get a bigger bunch at Costco and save the delivery charge but I know tons of women love it when their man has flowers delivered at their work. It's our way of saying "suck it" to the other girls.

I often keep wondering if it's also a deep seeded matter of control for us ladies. Man get flowers - I am in control. Not sure if I've worked out the psychology on that one yet!!
Buying flowers is like flushing your money down the toilet...slowly. You know they are going to die soon. They don't contribute to anything (i.e. generating oxygen). Probably better off buying a plant that flowers that can live in a pot. Then at least it's converting CO2 to O2, keeping air fresh.

My poor wife never gets any flowers.
Not even on Valentine's day?

Nope. Well, she did, but not from me.

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