Lane Kiffin offers 7th grade QB phenom scholarship

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It is a really creapy story. Though with Kiffin, I'm not surprised.

If I were his parent, I would say thanks for your interest. However, he is too young to make this decision at this time. Plus, you're a douche. I don't want my kid becoming a douche by being around you. So you can go home with your offer you douche and rip your shirt off in front of a room of only men who may or may not also be douches.
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Highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUb8F8Ltru0

I heard he's gonna get a breast-feeding each month from Layla Kiffin, or at least until he's strong enough to eat solids.
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Wow, he does look great for a 13 year old. Still doesn't make Kiffin any less creepy though.
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chapelhillduck wrote:This smells like Todd Marinovich 2.0
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I find this highly inappropriate, and the NCAA needs to close this loophole ASAP to prevent young children from being manipulated by assholes like Kiffin.
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I know a lot of people are going to disagree, but I think USC as a whole is overrated. Sure you have the great weather and the women, but a lot of unversities can say the same thing. Personally, I don't care for Los Angeles and think the surrounding area of the university isn't even nice. Other than what has happened in the past, I just don't get the fascination of having to play for USC. I guess all of the glitz, glamour and fakeness attracts a lot of these recruits. I guess my point is that if I were this kid, I would wait awhile to check out all options and not buy into the hype so early in the process.
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duckgrad99 wrote:I know a lot of people are going to disagree, but I think USC as a whole is overrated. Sure you have the great weather and the women, but a lot of unversities can say the same thing. Personally, I don't care for Los Angeles and think the surrounding area of the university isn't even nice. Other than what has happened in the past, I just don't get the fascination of having to play for USC. I guess all of the glitz, glamour and fakeness attracts a lot of these recruits. I guess my point is that if I were this kid, I would wait awhile to check out all options and not buy into the hype so early in the process.
I agree and like a lot of kids that commit early he will probably get offers form many other top programs and will check them and and may end up going somewhere else. Besides Lame Kitten will not be there in 5 years.
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gofightingducks wrote:
duckgrad99 wrote:I know a lot of people are going to disagree, but I think USC as a whole is overrated. Sure you have the great weather and the women, but a lot of unversities can say the same thing. Personally, I don't care for Los Angeles and think the surrounding area of the university isn't even nice. Other than what has happened in the past, I just don't get the fascination of having to play for USC. I guess all of the glitz, glamour and fakeness attracts a lot of these recruits. I guess my point is that if I were this kid, I would wait awhile to check out all options and not buy into the hype so early in the process.
I agree and like a lot of kids that commit early he will probably get offers form many other top programs and will check them and and may end up going somewhere else. Besides Lame Kitten will not be there in 5 years.
5 Years from now? Knowing his track record, he may not even be at USC in one year from now! Very hollow promise!
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This doesn't really mean anything. A university cannot offer a scholarship to a student until Sept. 1st of their Junior year. This kid is in 7th grade. This is more just for show. Kiffen did the same thing last year to Eric Berry's brother at Tennessee. That kid was in 8th grade and he supposedly accepted. But in reality it doesnt mean a thing. I don't know if you guys remember but Joey Harrington was offered a scholarship to UofO at birth. True story. He could not accept it until his Junior year of H.S. though.
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Bigducker wrote:Hopefully Kiffy won't even be there by then.
No way will he be there by then.
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Little Kiffy is publicity Whore, he can't get enough of himself so he'll pretty much try anything to keep himself out there. Can't wait for the sanctions, just hope they happen. :roll:
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"I heard he's gonna get a breast-feeding each month from Layla Kiffin, or at least until he's strong enough to eat solids."

Now that quote made me chuckle. Glad I wasn't drinking a beer when I read it. It never tastes as good coming out your nose.
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In all honesty we dont know if he will be good or not, the kid is only 13. Kids at that age let s*** go to there head early and there called (pee wee stars) he will have to work for it or he will be skinny as hell his whole life. Nuff said
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Duckattack7 wrote:In all honesty we dont know if he will be good or not, the kid is only 13. Kids at that age let s*** go to there head early and there called (pee wee stars) he will have to work for it or he will be skinny as hell his whole life. Nuff said
Thats what so funny about this whole thing. Remember that kid in middle school who was way more matured than everyone else, had to shave, had pit hair, etc & just dominated in every sport? We all had one of those kids in our middle school. The kid never grew an inch in HS & we all ended up taller than them at the end of HS. This could very well not grow another inch & end up a 5'11 170 lb SR in HS. I couldn't care less what his doctors "project" his height to be, there are so many factors that the doctors cant account for.

Speaking of middle school, I can only imagine how big of a prick this kid is to those other 7th graders. Think he has a pretty high opinion of himself now? Good God, I can only imagine. :lol:
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Call me a bad person, but does anyone else instinctively want this kid to fail?
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