Bad joke on several levels - but has a Beaver theme, so...
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Bad joke on several levels - but has a Beaver theme, so...
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up and the the doctor asked him how he was feeling. The 86-year-old said, Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that Doc?
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he set off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old replied, Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor said, My point exactly.
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he set off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old replied, Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor said, My point exactly.
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Re: Bad joke on several levels - but has a Beaver theme, so...
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Re: Bad joke on several levels - but has a Beaver theme, so...
Tinfoilman wrote: pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'
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Re: Bad joke on several levels - but has a Beaver theme, so...
Wait I don't get it...
Juuuuuuuuust kidding.
Juuuuuuuuust kidding.
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Re: Bad joke on several levels - but has a Beaver theme, so...
Boys will be boys, I guess!! Pretty darn funny, tho!!
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Re: Bad joke on several levels - but has a Beaver theme, so...
Perfect for a Friday!
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