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Rivals forum got off on a tangent that I found great humor in: add to it if you please--

Chip Kelly doesn't sleep, he waits. For commits!

Kelly doesn't ask for commits, he allows them.

The following is a short list of things Chip Kelly cannot do:(no list, for you slow guys)

Chip Kelly doesn't watch film. He stares at it until it gives up it's information.

Chip Kelly doesn't watch film to learn, film watches Chip Kelly to learn!

The chief export of Chip Kelly is wins and recruits.

If you have five dollars and Chip Kelly has five dollars, Chip Kelly has more money than you.

On Recruiting Trips, Chip Kelly can kill two stones with one bird.

Chip Kelly doesn't actually write gameplans, the symbols and words assemble themselves out of fear.

Superman wears Chip Kelly under roos.

-When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under his bed for Chip Kelly

-Chip Kelly was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by producers when he killed all the terrorists and save the world in only 12 minutes and 37 seconds

Chip Kelly is such a great recruiter, he travels in diguise to keep from making the other coaches cry...



tOSU assistant on cell phone to Jim Tressel: I gotta call 9-Wah-Wah... Chip Kelly is in the house!

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chiptatorship.

Okay...here we go:

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chip Kelly jumps out.

Superman has to ask Chip Kelly if he can be excused from the table

It takes Chip Kelly a half hour to watch 60 Minutes.

Chip Kelly always knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chip Kelly was what Willis was talkin' about.

Stop me if you have heard these....

Post Re: Much better Hall write up-Rivals
Chip Kelly


Oregon
Offensive Coordinator & Quarterback Coach
Years at School: 2
Bio
College: New Hampshire, 1990

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