Funny stuff
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 11:03 pm
Per Dan Wetzel:
"At his press conference today, Jim Harbaugh:
1. Recanted his long held opinion that quarterbacks shouldn't eat chicken because a chicken is a "nervous bird." Says he now owns some chickens and they are "low maintenance and high production."
2. Cited watching lots of "Judge Judy" in response to his upcoming legal hearing.
3. Said his raspy voice wasn't a sign of sickness because "I'm the iron wall that viruses bash against and shatter." Promised to do "more pushups and eat an apple" just in case.
So ... business as usual."
The Judge Judy thing is particularly hilarious because of this gem (I cannot believe this exists)...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-Hd_Xc95E&t=10s
"At his press conference today, Jim Harbaugh:
1. Recanted his long held opinion that quarterbacks shouldn't eat chicken because a chicken is a "nervous bird." Says he now owns some chickens and they are "low maintenance and high production."
2. Cited watching lots of "Judge Judy" in response to his upcoming legal hearing.
3. Said his raspy voice wasn't a sign of sickness because "I'm the iron wall that viruses bash against and shatter." Promised to do "more pushups and eat an apple" just in case.
So ... business as usual."
The Judge Judy thing is particularly hilarious because of this gem (I cannot believe this exists)...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-Hd_Xc95E&t=10s