2009 Opener Official Headline Predicition:

woundedknees · Post by **woundedknees** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:52 pm

A Smurf Turf Disaster (STD) for Boise State...
Oregon Ducks Turn Broncos Green with Envy!

247DUCK · Post by **247DUCK** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:01 pm

RanDux · Post by **RanDux** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:12 pm

Broncos Blue after Oregon Thrashing

woundedknees · Post by **woundedknees** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:21 pm

Oregon Game Breakers Leave Broncos Blue Ballin' On the Smurf Turf?

Too Much?

Penky26 · Post by **Penky26** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:25 pm

dudefromor · Post by **dudefromor** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:26 pm

Ducks make Broncos feel the size of Smurfs after beat down!

duckgrad99 · Post by **duckgrad99** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:27 pm

Blount forced trauma kills smurfs.

jhopduck · Post by **jhopduck** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:32 pm

Ducks Teabag Broncos in home opener!

brich75 · Post by **brich75** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:37 pm

ducks fly high, while the broncos are sent to the nike glue factory where they will be turned into oregons 2011 practice shoes!!

uodux1212 · Post by **uodux1212** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:19 pm

Broncos D Quacked By Ducks O
~Chris Peterson Asks For His Old Job Back~

woundedknees · Post by **woundedknees** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:45 pm

uodux1212 wrote:Broncos D Quacked By Ducks O
~Chris Peterson Asks For His Old Job Back~

Ducks AD In Waiting Says, "Ha Ha! Tell Us Another One, Chris!"

brich75 · Post by **brich75** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:03 pm

oregons running game turns smurf turf brown..BRYCE BROWN!!!!

duckgrad99 · Post by **duckgrad99** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:05 pm

brich75 wrote:oregons running game turns smurf turf brown..BRYCE BROWN!!!!

There you go folks, tell him what he's won.

woundedknees · Post by **woundedknees** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:11 pm

To Be Blount... A Traumatic Game For The Broncos!
Or

"Blount Turns Broncoes Into Trauma Queens"

Post by **dthomas=ddixon** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:20 pm

woundedknees wrote:To Be Blount... A Traumatic Game For The Broncos!
Or

"Blount Turns Broncoes Into Trauma Queens"

Just lock the thread, we have a winner.